Can you sleep at night?

insomniaIt’s almost the end of the year and everyone is feeling a little frazzled and worn. You can read it on Facebook, sense it in the shopping centre and hear about it from everyone you know. So while I am not alone in being absolutely exhausted I think I have a particularly severe form of exhaustion because I cannot sleep.

I have always been a problem sleeper, I can only imagine that I must have been a nightmare as a baby, and it’s not getting any better with age. Of course, like all insomniacs, I go through periods that are worse than others so I decided to make a list of what it is that is keeping me wide awake from the 2am-6am time slot
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I need someone to dress me

What do you wear when you are invited to the launch of a website of a celebrity stylist?

This is a real life conundrum I was faced with just last week when I was invited to the launch of Jules Sebastian’s website Styled by Jules. Now I know about the real life problems that many people face, and the fact that I was getting an amazing morning tea at The Establishment kind of negates any reality to the horror of my plight but believe me, I spent FAR TOO LONG wondering about what to wear.
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11 things you probably don’t know about me

lana head shotOne of the reasons I love Facebook so much is stalking talking to people that I know from my past. Okay that’s not entirely true – I also like looking through the posts of people I don’t know (stalking) and looking at what people I do know are doing (also stalking).

You can imagine my delight when I was stalking looking through a page of a friend that I used to go to school with and was rewarded with an entire post of things I didn’t know about her. I loved it so much that I liked it.  What I hadn’t understood was that if I liked the post I had to return the favour – so thanks to Tali, here are 11 things you didn’t know about me. [Read more…]

I just can’t tell you how much I hated this woman telling me what to do

dieting. you are wdoing it wrongIt’s safe to say that I am not that good at dealing with authority. I don’t like people telling me what to do, think or believe.

Gosh I must have been a joy to educate. But, luckily for my teachers, and sadly for anyone that tries to converse with me now, I think that I have got worse as I have gotten older.

So why I would pay someone to tell me what to eat defies me. But that is just what I did , yesterday I went to see a dietician, not to lose weight (although that would be a MAJORLY welcome side-effect) but to help me with my bowel which is almost as irritable as my personality.
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My first act of rebellion. I was three

0763611883I’m rather ashamed of my three-year-old behavior. Not just the fact that I very seldom took my thumb out my mouth or that I was attached by very strong magic to a yellow scarf with tassels that felt like silk between my ever-stroking fingers.

Not by the fact that I was known to scream rather er, passionately if I did not get my favourite food for dinner, not even by the fact that sometimes I stripped off all my clothes to scream so enthusiastically about said dinner, no it was my pre-school behavior that is causing me to feel this intense shame right now.

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A letter to a thief

Dthiefear person that broke into my car outside my house last night

I have a few things to say to you so I’ll take the liberty of assuming that you have come off what I can only assume was some drug addled rampage that would cause you to break into my car outside my home and well, make a huge mess.

Here’s the thing you don’t know about me. As clean as my house is my car is the opposite. It’s a source of constant amusement to my husband that I am so meticulous in the house but the car is such a mess. So the only real reason I know that you were in there was because I had it cleaned last week. When I got into it this morning it didn’t look that different from normal so you weren’t THAT scary.
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Today I bathed my dog 4 times before lunch. How’s your day going?

Anyone that knows me, follows my blog, reads my tweets, likes me on Facebook or bumps into me in the street knows that I adore my dog.  He is positively one of the best things that has happened to my family after well, after all the people parts.

I am sure you will agree he is the most beautiful dog ever
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What is the hardest thing you’ve ever had to give up?

There is a reason for my VERY SHORT TEMPER right now, my lack of patience, my urge to scream and possibly smack stuff.

It’s withdrawal – You know that hideously nasty feeling when you have to give up something that you love, something that makes your life seem sweeter, better, easier to handle?

It’s not cigarettes because I am a pro at giving up ciggies, I’ve done it so many times (and for those of you who are worried about my health, don’t worry the last time was very successful), it’s not even drugs (and for those of you who weren’t worrying about me before, I’ve done that one before) and *swigs on a carafe of chilled white wine* it isn’t alcohol. [Read more…]

The biggest act of kindness from a stranger

randomkindness1I’ve decided not to bore you with my holiday too much because I fully intend to dine out on it for the rest of my life so there will be plenty of time for that in the future…

Instead I will tell you about my outstanding luck and a real random act of kindness.

I was sitting in a café outside the Barcelona Football Club stadium, bear with me – I am travelling with my 12-year old soccer addicted son, I had taken about a billion photos and was going through them with said son while waiting for my husband to return with some Spanish delicacies (hot chips).

We moved tables to escape the heat and carried on waiting for my husband who was taking, what seemed like all the time in the world, to return.

He did eventually return and as we started to eat his phone rang. My heart sank when I saw my father’s number. He hasn’t been well and I’ve only spoken to him once since his quadruple bypass (although I speak to my step-mother every day), he’s been very weak and not ready to talk to his daughters yet, it’s emotional stuff talking to your daughters after you’ve had major surgery and live in a different country to all your daughters, but he has called to say he’s doing okay and getting stronger.

A call in the middle of the day was unexpected and totally out of the blue. I felt sick. And petrified.

My husband passed me the phone and there was my dad. Sounding just like my dad – not sick at all.

“Have you lost your phone?” he asked me
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“Are you in an outside café in Barcelona?” he continued
“Um, yes” I replied with mounting fear. How did he know?
“A couple at the café found your phone and called me, they’ve got it and they are going to hand it in at the bar”.

Every single day of this holiday I have said to my husband “I can’t find my phone.” It’s become a running joke. I say it even when I am holding it.

I went to the bar quite trembly and embarrassed and asked if they had my phone. Nothing. Not just no idea where the phone was but no idea what I was talking about.

Eventually a man came up to us and asked if we had lost a phone and pointed us to a table where an angel sat with her husband. She had found my phone and assumed I was a child when she saw the cover – that was confirmed when she looked through my contacts and saw “daddy” as the most recently (and often) called number. I am not embarrassed, I do call him daddy and I have a very child-like phone cover (I prefer however to call it young and hip) She very kindly phoned my dad and put me back in contact with my phone – even though I was in Spain and my dad was in South Africa.

What an amazing act of kindness – not just to take the effort to call my dad and get my phone back to me – but to give me the opportunity to speak to my dad and hear that he really is getting better.

How’s that for an act of kindness? And as a bonus I haven’t lost my phone.

Alone with your thoughts… How do you do it?

aeroplaneSpending twelve hours on a plane is a very long time. Especially if that twelve hours is preceded by another nine hour flight.

That 21 hours seems even longer if you are the kind of person who cannot sleep sitting up and cannot afford to fly business class

It’s a funny, and extremely rare, thing to have so much time with so little to do and no real expectation other than getting to your destination. There are so many movies that you can watch (just one in my case – flying just magnifies what a fussy person I am when it comes to film choices) , so much candy crush you can play and so long that you can stare at the flight path wishing it forward before you’re forced to just sit with yourself for a while and completely entertain your own thoughts.

The inside of my brain is messy and busy and very full. There’s a lot of noise when so many thoughts are fighting to be heard. Some of them are loud and forceful and I worry that they’re going to come out unfiltered (believe me you want my thoughts filtered before they go out.) Some of them are anxious and scared, racing and obsessing but some of them are calm and measured. Some of them are happy and grateful, some of them are over the top with excitement over the impending holiday, some persistent ones are obsessed with my weight (sad truth) and some of them are still in South Africa with my father.
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At times like these I want to write about the huge journey my head has been on in the past. A journey that was less peaceful than this physical one but whose emotional destination was ultimately the best place I’ve ever visited but it seems somehow a bit wanky and misplaced to do it here and now. Misplaced because the only reason I want to write about that past journey is to say how grateful I am for where I am now and wanky because I don’t know many people who haven’t had to wrestle demons in their heads,

But for right now I’m going to leave that journey in the past and concentrate on how grateful I am to be sitting on a plane with my husband and son asleep at my side as I sit with my thoughts and what seems like all the time in the world and instead of being only scared or anxious I also feel relaxed and excited. With just a little neurosis to keep me in check.

How do you deal with time alone with just your thoughts to keep you entertained ?